October 1, 2014
das it mane #tybg

das it mane #tybg

September 30, 2014   137,287 notes

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September 30, 2014   24 notes

mrcreepypastaskitten:

If I ever suck your dick and you refuse to kiss me after. You’re getting punched in the fucking face. A warning.

September 30, 2014   194 notes
crazycatladyclothing:

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September 30, 2014   169,970 notes

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

September 30, 2014   71,931 notes

i-hate-the-beach:

hentai-ass:

missdanidaniels:

w0tdaactualfuck:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

Breaking up with bae like

AS IF HAHAHA. THIS GIRL LIVES REALLY NEAR ME IT WAS LOCAL NEWS EVERYONE KNOWS HAHA.

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September 30, 2014   144,877 notes

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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September 30, 2014   364,153 notes

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

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September 30, 2014   297,647 notes

videntefernandez:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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September 30, 2014   881 notes
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Large Memes

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Large Memes

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